Clever

I am not a clever person mostly, but what I lack in wit I make up in enthusiasm and ability to laugh at myself.

I admire the cunning comedian over the stupid humor or bathroom jokester.
But, in my opinion, the following picture tops a lot of what I have seen and also what I have heard.
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I'm not the biggest fan of tattoos, but this one, I approve of.
I have no idea if the stub was a result of a shark attack survival, but I tell myself if was and revel in the irony.

10 points for being clever. You've made people laugh who you will never meet :)